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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 10-17-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Scientology, recording a special and Washington DC.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on, it's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, October 17th, 2016.

0:09.0

What's going on?

0:10.0

How are you?

0:12.0

Oh, how are you?

0:14.0

Oh, look at you.

0:17.0

I am in Washington, DC and I am doing...

0:22.0

I got three more shows here before I fly to Nashville and then I take my next special.

0:29.0

And I think I'm ready to go.

0:34.0

Saturday night, I was ready to kill myself after the show I did because I was just...

0:39.0

Even though it's show went great, people had a good time.

0:41.0

I was just in my head the whole time going and then I'm going to do this joke.

0:47.0

And then I will do this one and then that will flow into this one.

0:51.0

I was in fucking...

0:52.0

I was fighting like I just was in my head.

0:55.0

And last night I was just like, you know what?

1:00.0

Fuck it, just go up and...

1:01.0

Whatever joke feels like it wants to come out, do it that way.

1:04.0

That's the way you always do it.

1:06.0

Just do it that way.

1:08.0

How many fucking times do you have to learn this goddamn lesson?

1:11.0

You're not the person that writes it all out and just stands up there with one hand in his pocket.

1:18.0

And the other one, you know, fucking making gestures.

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