Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-17-24

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Bill talks with Keith Urban about Nashville in the 90's, writing, and record deals.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(01:03:44) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 10-17-16 - Bill rambles about Scientology, recording a special, and Washington DC.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, hey, what's going on everybody? It's Bill Byrd. It's time for the
0:08.6	Thursday afternoon just before Friday. What a camera may look at. Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you and as always if we film it
0:17.4	that means we have a special guest and yes we do we have a very special guest here. I even brought notes.
0:24.4	Wow. Look at me, like fucking Tom Brokaw, or who's that guy?
0:28.8	Who's that guy in the Barrow Walters?
0:30.3	Barbara Walters, Brian Gumble. no one knows what he's writing.
0:34.4	Nope.
0:35.4	This guy, as far as I counted, has been nominated for 19 Grammys, 1-6, which is an incredible
0:42.0	average. Four, but I'll take it it four. Yeah, I'll take six I like six well look at all you know it's a way better
0:47.2	Look at all your awards all of that one that looks like the Canadians in the 50s
0:57.7	He's got a new album up called Hi. I'm not going to say it was wife is, I don't know why that's on here and he's married to so and so
1:00.9	so. Please welcome Keith Urban everybody. you Bill how are you gosh you're
1:05.0	looking in great shape oh thank you we were just talking about how both of us slouch
1:08.9	and no matter what shape what shape what shape I get into I look like I'm 40 pounds overweight.
1:14.5	And then everybody calls me Billy Bitch Titz, Billy
1:17.7	Fucking this, Billy that, it's never complimentary, you know.
1:20.8	And I can take.
1:22.0	Are you good with your posture in general it's hard right I've gotten better right I've gotten better
1:26.6	See what I'm full of it I had like no you know it's got it because what everything's like internal rotation
1:32.4	driving being at the computer you
1:34.5	know you that's true yeah so what happens is your shoulders and then everybody you know the
1:38.6	ego stuff you bench your curl all this shit you can see you don't work on your
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