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🗓️ 14 October 2024
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Bill rambles about Vince McMahon, insurance companies, and closing routs.
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
0:05.4 | podcast for Monday. Well, I don't know what October 13th. We're going to say |
0:11.5 | this is the 13th. I have no idea. |
0:13.2 | 2024, what's going on, Hawaii? |
0:16.7 | How's it going? Oh, Billy fucking Biscuits over here trying to get back into working out after the |
0:26.4 | flu the flu fucked me up I was on my way to be in you know in shape and then I just messed up I put on like another two three so now you know I had to stop |
0:41.4 | Fucking old man Billy got to take a walk. |
0:45.0 | The hill's too steep, I got to go down it backwards so my knees don't |
0:48.4 | fucking hurt. |
0:49.0 | What happened? |
0:51.0 | That's something they don't tell you when you get into hiking and you fucking you see these people like you're very like you're on a hike and you think you're you hike in a good pace and somebody jogs past you. |
1:01.0 | If you're into Shee-Edenfroid, like the Germans over there. |
1:05.0 | Like that person's fucking knees are going to be absolute fucking junk. |
1:10.0 | By the time they're like 50. It's going to be bone on bone. However, who knows? |
1:17.0 | With today's technology, maybe they'll be able to grow some cattleageage for you while you're down there at the |
1:24.2 | supermarket or whatever the fuck it is. Why is it so goddamn hot in here? Well Bill, |
1:30.7 | because you live in a desert, you know, maybe that's what it is? |
1:33.2 | Oh my God, how many fucking options could there be on this thing? |
1:36.1 | I don't, is it the only person that feels like, is it just me? |
1:42.2 | That just feels like everything is just fucking, it's, it's, it's, It just |
1:43.3 | fucking it's it's it's it's reached its peak |
1:47.1 | You know I mean like how many more bells and whistles can they add to a fucking automobile to try and get you to get the new |
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