Monday Morning Podcast 10-21-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2024
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about getting to Paris, broken luggage, and 'closure'.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:05.8 | podcast for Monday, October 21st, 2024. |
| 0:21.0 | Yeah, that's, what's 24. You hear that? You hear that? What's going on? How are you? Hope he could hear that. That was one of those sirens that you're hearing in Europe. Just we up parryment, no, I arrived. I arrived, I don't, I don't know, I don't know, |
| 0:31.1 | two hours ago. |
| 0:34.0 | I just was here because I was |
| 0:39.0 | three performances |
| 0:40.0 | set semaphane. |
| 0:42.0 | Uh, I've said one, I've said so on, |
| 0:45.0 | two meekly-soa, |
| 0:48.0 | three, what was it, |
| 0:50.0 | I'm gonna' de-merimmer, I'm sure I'm fine. |
| 0:57.0 | That's it. |
| 1:00.0 | Anyway, I am out here and I'm going to have a good time. |
| 1:05.0 | Doing my acting English obviously in between I'm going to be |
| 1:08.0 | fucking trying out my French and all of that shit. |
| 1:11.0 | It's been a long time since I haven't been here in like three years. It's |
| 1:15.0 | overcast or whatever but I am very, I'm jet-lagged. I used to know how to say |
| 1:22.1 | jet-lagged in used to know how to say jet-lagged in French I can't fucking remember. |
| 1:28.1 | I don't fucking remember. Anyway they broke my fucking luggage because like an asshole, |
| 1:35.6 | I didn't realize, you know, |
| 1:37.1 | you know those stupid fucking locks. |
| 1:38.9 | First of all, you mean, it's a plastic lock, |
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