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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-15-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2015

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about drunk coaches, flunking math and Bruins first win.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it is time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

0:10.4

I

0:13.4

Get it. Yeah.

0:16.7

Why did I start doing that?

0:19.7

Why did I start doing that? I got to do it every time now, right?

0:22.9

You got to give the crowd what they want.

0:25.1

You know what I love to is I love that people listen to this and I know that they have roommates, they have boyfriends, girlfriends that fucking hate this and every fucking Thursday

0:33.9

You know they got to listen to me

0:36.6

Obnoxiously yell like that and I know right now

0:42.6

I just want to take time right now to say I'm sorry to those of you in the background

0:47.6

I know it must be difficult and also you know what fuck you

0:51.6

I don't know you

0:53.1

Yeah, walk away. I'm gonna fuck

0:58.7

Anyways, oh, oh fucking Billy Red Velvet pancakes is in a great fucking mood. That's how I've been eating lately

1:05.6

I'm still working out, but I'm gradually the pooch is coming the pooch the pooch the pooch is coming back

1:12.4

hanging over my under fucking ways

1:16.7

I got to do something about say push ups and I'm gonna skip rope. So anyways, I'm going on

1:20.8

I'm going on a road tomorrow

1:23.4

for two weeks getting ready for the Madison Square Garden show and

1:27.1

For the first leg of it. It's gonna be the four horsemen here. It's gonna be me Bart Nick Verzy and Lawhead and

1:34.2

we're all going to the Notre Dame

1:37.7

USC game this weekend as far as I know I think USC USC got rid of their

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