Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burrants time for the Monday morning podcast for October 19th, 2015. How's it going? How I, yeah, I'm on the road. I'm on the road again.

Bum, boom, boom, boom, I just can't wait to get on the road again. Well, you know what? I can't wait to get on the road again because I'm an old man and I'm out here and I'm cold.

God, I love the Midwest, but it's right right when the fucking winner starts. This can be kind of a motherfucker.

And I wanted this to take me back to my days back in the day when I was young and I had more freckles. And I used to do, uh, I used to do all the college gigs out here.

Um, you know, my agent, uh, bass, Shula, used to always book me, um, they were based out. It's still our base, out of Chicago. And they used to just book me in like Duluth, the moin, the quad cities, haze, Nebraska, grand junction Colorado.

Colorado wasn't as bad because you had the Rocky Mountains to look at. And you'd be like, oh my God, it looks like a beer commercial.

You know, that guy does those fucking Ram commercials. What's his name? Sam Elliott. We get on their cores beer.

Brood in the Rocky Mountains. No, it isn't. No, it isn't. They don't have a factory up in the Rocky Mountains. They don't. It's on the flatlands. It's probably somewhere in Denver.

Although the rent's probably too high. I don't know where it is. Where the fucking you fucking shuttling illegal immigrants in and out the back door. Nobody will see it.

You know, that's not up in the, you're not going to get illegal immigrants to go up to a fucking mountain. All right. They already like listen to it.

I already swam across the fucking filthy river to get in here. Okay. I'm not walking up a mountain.

You know, if you're going to fucking exploit me with my labor, we're doing it right here. And then they go, I build a factory around them.

Um, maybe it is up in the mountains. I have no idea.

I just remember at one point I was rafting, not rafting. I was in a little inner tube going down the river with a bunch of other fucking people that was the same river.

Oh, that's right. We went by the cores factory. I'm like, this is the fucking factory.

Those, you know, those Denver hippies. There were specific kind of hippie, the Denver hippie, you know, with their action sandals.

You know, same sort of look at those hippie toes kind of thing, but they also have that look like, you know, they're going to go swing on a rope and jump into a fucking lake.

Those Denver hippies, you know them. They're like fucking ski instructors for their whole lives. Right.

Like 50. You still got long hair. You know,

fucking go out and buy one of those squirrel suits, while flying squirrel suits like that type of shit. Right.

I think I went from hippies into, uh,

I don't know what those people are. Those people who jump off the buildings with their parachute, watered up in the hand like a, like a bouquet at a wedding.

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