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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-7-21

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2021

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about current affairs, the Broad, and parking lot anxiety.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it is time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:06.9

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Just checking in

0:13.0

to see how you're doing. Jardas, crazy week. I got to be honest with you. As much as

0:20.5

people are always saying, like, oh my God, what has happened to the world? I can't but

0:25.8

can you pull this is crazy. Did you watch that today? Isn't that crazy? Can you believe

0:33.3

how crazy that was? I'm afraid to look out my window, right? This is like when they

0:40.3

just watched the weather channel and they said that something's been upgraded to a tropical

0:43.8

storm. Forget about the shit show that happened yesterday. And I have to be honest, as much

0:49.1

as I downplay shit, I can't even pretend here. What I saw yesterday, I don't even have

0:56.5

words for. Those uniforms that the Miami Heat War against the Boston Celtics, I have

1:03.5

to tell you. I thought that the tube went out on my TV. Like, I'm old enough to remember

1:11.1

when the tube went out. Like, that's what the fucking picture looked like. I thought

1:15.0

I was losing my eyesight. I mean, I'm not trying to divide the country here. I love the

1:21.4

Miami Vice Miami Heat logo at the center court. I thought that was cool as shit. I love

1:29.7

Miami. I love that city and all of that shit. But they went too far. Something needed to

1:36.0

give. Okay. If you're going to do the Miami Heat Miami Vice thing, okay. And this isn't

1:41.7

a liberal or a fucking conservative point here. I'm just trying to be, I'm trying to be

1:46.6

like right down the middle here. Okay. If you're going to do that and you're going to do the

1:53.9

baseline floor, you got to go more muted colors for the team. But when the center court

2:00.7

logo and all around the fucking, the painted area into the out of bounds and then you have

2:08.1

the uniforms match, it was, that was a lot to look at. And I have to say that as an

2:17.5

American during a pandemic, I can't believe how tone deaf the Miami Heat organization

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