Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-21
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Bill rambles about childhood clothes, hollow earth, and how to deal with a woke sister.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday |
| 0:05.5 | January 11th |
| 0:07.5 | 2021 can you believe it's already almost halfway through the first month of a new year? |
| 0:14.8 | Where's the vaccine? |
| 0:18.2 | How come the clouds haven't parted yet? |
| 0:23.2 | I don't know. I don't know what's going on. I thought that they were just gonna be fucking you know |
| 0:28.6 | I thought this vaccine was gonna come out in 2021 and then the fucking CIA the government everybody |
| 0:35.7 | Was gonna be shooting us in the neck with it like when you watch those nature shows and they're going after like they shoot wild pigs |
| 0:44.3 | Just catch a bunch of fatties running out of food court with no fucking mask on just shooting them in the neck |
| 0:50.6 | I thought that that's what they were gonna do. I |
| 0:52.8 | Really thought we got it. Let's make a big fuck like we have in a keg party, right? Let's get a couple of keggers of this shit and have people do some fucking keg stats |
| 1:04.1 | Slowly but surely trickling out, I guess I don't know what it is, but you know, I will tell you this |
| 1:09.7 | I think COVID numbers are gonna be down in a few weeks because there was six fucking NFL football games this weekend |
| 1:17.5 | I watch everyone |
| 1:19.5 | and |
| 1:21.0 | Ohio State plays |
| 1:23.3 | Alabama |
| 1:28.5 | Plays Alabama coming Monday |
| 1:34.0 | The Alabama |
| 1:35.6 | Crimson women can't have rights in our state we got the Alabama Crimson tide |
| 1:41.3 | Sorry, I had to get the Alabama chatter, you know |
| 1:45.0 | Going which by the way |
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