Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and

Just whisper and while checking it on

It's like fucking 715 in the morning my wife sounds there's still sleeping

You know what's hilarious fucking verse he text me, right? It like 610 in the morning

He goes I was just at a great diner ordered eggs over medium

They came eggs over easy and then writes unreal

So then I wrote back I text back right I was laying in bed my fucking phone goes off right so I'm I wake up and that's what that's what I read

right

So I just text them back and I go

They didn't care Paul

right

And then he writes T text back

How are you up at this hour?

animal

And then I text back I go out because some guy in the East Coast keeps texting me

How come when you put your fucking phone on vibrate? I guess it's the vibrating zone you think it's gonna be silent

I got to find this and go into your settings. Oh fuck you

You know my goal for 2016 is to just not go into my settings

Well, they're gonna come up with the fucking robot that does that for you right just goes into your set

Well, you know what that then you lose total control

That's like signing over power of attorney

These fucking dope said I know that has that have a money manager and

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