Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-19-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2023
⏱️ 117 minutes
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Bill rambles about talkers, depressing movies, and 80's action stars.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
| 0:04.4 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and just checking in on you. Just checking in to see how |
| 0:17.0 | your weeks going. How are you? Oh, Billy back brace. Oh, Billy back brace is fucking laying |
| 0:23.5 | here with his legs elevated. Dude underrated throwing out your back. You get to lay around and |
| 0:30.2 | cancel shit. Oh, dude, dude, dude, I'd love to, but I threw out my back. Oh, you don't say |
| 0:38.5 | what happened? Oh, you know, the freezer, you know, the goddamn freezes at the bottom of the |
| 0:44.8 | refrigerator there and wouldn't you know, I went down to get a frozen waffle in the suction from |
| 0:49.8 | the freezer just caused this that little bit of resistance, you know, full. Oh, yeah, the forward |
| 0:54.7 | bends are the worst dude and you're out. And you're out. You don't have to do fucking shit. |
| 1:01.0 | I don't even have to even emotionally support my wife right now. That's how I feel, you know. |
| 1:08.1 | I don't have to do shit. So that's what I'm doing. I've been watching some movies. |
| 1:12.0 | Yesterday I fired up the fucking aviator. I got like through the first 45 minutes of that. |
| 1:21.7 | Every movie that you guys are recommending by the way for whatever reason is two hours and |
| 1:26.4 | 50 minutes long. Casino, Jackie Brown, heat in the aviator are all like three hour fucking movies. |
| 1:35.4 | Do you know what? I got time to watch them because I do it. I threw out my back. That's right up |
| 1:42.6 | there with I got kids. I got to go home. The kids, you know, I got to get back to the kids. I got |
| 1:47.7 | the let's let's top five. I got to get the fuck out of here. I don't want to talk to you, you know. |
| 1:55.6 | You know, we can just get cornered with somebody who just like won't shut the fuck up. Nia, you know |
| 1:59.7 | what that's like, right? Every day. Every day. It's so difficult living with old Billy Backbrace. |
| 2:07.1 | When somebody won't shut the fuck up and you're not giving them anything. And the person will |
| 2:15.2 | literally talk to the side of your face for 40 straight fucking minutes. They just won't get it. |
| 2:20.6 | They just don't get the fucking hint that you as a human being have disengaged from whatever |
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