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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday, 9.4.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

It’s starting to feel like fall, and Lazlo gives his modern day dating advice. SlimFast and Lazlo believe men and women can’t be friends. Lazlo is grossed out from seeing the viral video a health clinic posted, and makes Slim mad by comparing his ass to a used car. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo hear Lottery advice, and discuss Trump saying Epstein is a Democratic Hoax, a man who was wrongfully accused, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and

0:42.7

gentlemen the church of laslow has begun yo my man how are you six son of a bitch

0:51.2

oh i'm good man good. Good. I am.

0:52.0

Man, it feels like, I was going to say felt, but it's still out there, but I'm inside now. Yeah. But it feels like fall out there this morning. Well, it's the official start. Like 50 degrees, isn't it? Is it the official start? Well, no, not officially. Football starts. So I feel like if football starts, then that's it.

0:53.7

Yeah, no, but like it still was warm.

0:56.2

When we were out there the other morning, it no, but like, it still was warm.

1:12.1

When we were out there the other morning, it was still, like, it's kind of warm out of here.

1:07.7

It still felt summerish. Today felt like 50. It's, are you wearing jeans? I didn't know. I'm wearing pants. I always wear pants. Yeah. I put on jeans. I feel like it's here.

1:08.9

It'll get hot again, too.

1:10.0

I don't wear a lot of jeans.

1:10.7

You know that about them.

1:11.5

Well, whatever.

1:14.4

Short shorts or pants pants I guess is always

1:31.1

I was gonna wear pants or are you wearing shorts

1:33.3

khaki pants yeah

1:35.5

I wear a lot of you know I think I have like five pants

1:39.2

five pants I have green

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