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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday, 9.5.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Happy Friday! EVERYONE has been exposed to the Indigo Girls (whether they wanted to, or not). Lazlo and SlimFast believe Jalen Carter was valid for standing up for himself, if he thought he got spit on. SlimFast asking, “What age should kids get phones?” leads Lazlo to a rant about his ex-wife. Lazlo and SlimFast dream of winning the $1 million lotto, and living together in Costa Rica. In Headlines, the guys discuss how RFK was grilled yesterday, Trump is changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War, Biden underwent cancer surgery, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. Yo! My man, how are you? Never better than this moment. How are you? I'm great. Hey, I thought you this morning on my way in. First off, thanks for the donut. You're welcome. Actually, our boss gave me money

0:55.9

for him yesterday. He did? Yeah. I mean, I stopped

0:57.9

to get him, but he gave me cash for him. Really? Yeah, it's the second time he's done that. Why? I don't know. He doesn't like me paying for it, I guess. I told him know the first time he's like just take the money so yesterday i didn't put up a fight

0:52.8

i'm gonna start saying i'm gonna get just say that you did just say that you paid for him

0:57.3

just started taking credit for it yeah so He's like, just take the money. So yesterday I didn't put up a fight. I'm going to start saying I'm going to get.

1:12.2

Just say that you did.

1:13.2

Just say that you paid for him.

1:14.3

Just started taking credit for it.

1:14.4

Yeah.

1:15.7

So he paid for him.

1:16.3

I went and got him.

1:08.4

Nice of them. Yeah. Well, he paid for some of that, you know. I don't think he knows how much donuts cost these days. Yeah, you know, it's, it was, it's very nice. It doesn't seem like a guy who's stopping your donuts.

1:10.2

He's, uh, you know, I bet you he, uh, he seems like a guy who, you know,

1:13.6

eats like one meal.

1:14.8

I kind of agree.

1:15.7

You know what I mean?

1:16.2

And it's, it's, I bet you he, uh, he seems like a guy who, you know, eats like one meal.

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