The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo, my man, how are you?

Great, how are you?

I'm great, man. Never been better.

I'm glad to hear it.

Yeah, huh?

Cool. All right. All right, good. It good it's friday right where the goddamn donuts uh yeah so not a great start to the day i go to the donut place

they go to the same place every week to get the donuts lay donut yeah lay donut the donut i feel

like i've become like friendly with them the french donut yeah and i went through this morning and

the door was locked they were there there. Someone was there. I know they were there because

the lights are on. I can see that they've been in there. So I guess you got to use the

restroom, whatever, maybe, but how long do you sit there? It is dark out. And they've got

a sign up too that says, like a printed sign in the door that says uh announcement as of blah blah blah new hours but the hours looked the same to me it's it doesn't the important part is it says it opens at five well it was after five you know it's five 15 in the morning or whatever and uh so i stood there for a little while and i was like i don't know i guess i'll just have them delivered so i'm gonna have them well you don't have then I was like, I guess I'll just have them delivered.

So I'm going to have them.

Well, you don't have to deliver.

I'll just have them. No, yeah. From, because the place that's close by, I can never get anyway because they don't open until six. So I thought, well, you know what? Well, let's not. Come on, this seems, you know. I'll just get it. like a lot of work. I just thought there'd be donuts, but you don't need to Uber them. I mean, come on.

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