Friday, 8.29.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Happy Friday! Teachers are accusing people of AI, and a student was recently slammed down by a teacher in a game of musical chairs. Lazlo and SlimFast HATE subscriptions. Lazlo and SlimFast come up with the best ‘sexy coffee’ drive through, and pick their sports bets for the weekend. In Headlines, the guys discuss the Catholic school shooter’s motive, two religious leaders that were arrested in Detroit for human trafficking/scamming, the east coast is getting a bullet train, and much more! Friendly reminder: We'll be off Monday, for Labor Day! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.2	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.9	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who
0:30.6	attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.0	My man, how are you?
0:48.7	I'm great.
0:49.7	How are you?
0:50.2	Well, I lost my ass in college football, but all right.
0:52.9	I'm sorry, man.
0:54.1	It's all right. It happens.
0:55.1	Did you bet anything else? Baseball?
0:56.9	No.
0:58.2	He just lost that, just out that money. I did. Well, I mean, you know, you're just getting started. Missouri covered, though. Yeah, I couldn't remember if you decided to bet on Missouri. I did, and then I took Boise, and they got their asses kicked by South Florida, so who knows?
0:55.2	Yeah, I mean, were you...
0:56.5	And Rutgers didn't cover either.
0:58.2	I don't know what the... And then I took Boise, and they got their asses kicked by South Florida, so who knows?
1:11.2	Yeah, I mean, were you...
1:12.6	And Rutgers didn't cover either.
1:10.9	I don't know what the spread was on that MU game. It was like 38 and a half, yeah. No, it was a lot. Okay, so... So I was a little curious about all the points, but... That's all I remember you saying yesterday was, man, they give these teams so many points that you start to wonder. Especially in the first game, you know?
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