Friday, 07.11.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

Happy Friday, everyone! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share iconic stories from the past. They talk about early radio days and Lazlo's time in prison with Sugar Bear, Papa Chulo, and Urkel. Lazlo and SlimFast bond over their love of gambling. A discussion about Love Island contestant, Cienna Ortega, leads the guys into genealogy—and a rant about what you can and cannot say. SlimFast also runs through breaking headlines, including the Georgia teen arrested for double murder after a suspicious eulogy at a funeral, tariffs on Canada, Rick Springfield getting embarrassed on The Today Show, a Delta flight’s emergency landing, and more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 AM to 9:45 AM-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.2	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	As you will know, my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen
0:44.2	the church of laslow has begun my man how are you oh i'm excellent how are you sorry i forgot
0:51.7	it's early it's early i It's early. I'm good.
0:54.7	I'm good. How are you?
0:55.6	I'm great, man.
0:56.4	No problems whatsoever.
0:57.7	Good.
0:58.4	Everything in life is...
0:59.4	I think so.
1:00.0	It seems to be going well.
1:00.9	Excellent.
1:01.5	Excellent.
1:02.2	Kids are good?
1:03.7	Yeah.
1:04.3	Big plans this weekend?
1:06.0	No, not really.
1:07.9	Social deeds tonight, right?
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