The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

the church of laslo has begun yo yo how are you my name never better how are you i'm great yeah

yeah life is good um yeah i mean. You want any money? No, I didn't. I didn't even bet any. What? You didn't even bet any? Opening day, I know. You told my stuff, that? I was heavily implied that you were betting money. I know. I thought we were taking your lead.

Well.

I thought you would lead us to the promise. Well, I was going to bet Aaron. I mean, you know, it only matters if you say it. I was going to bet Aaron Judge. I just didn't feel good about it. I got, you know, and when we were talking, I was, you were like, what's Aaron Judge going to do an opening day? and in my honestly in my head i was thinking, he's going to strike out. If I could, and I really thought, I'm like, he's going to strike out. And I really thought if he could, if I could bet on him to make an error, I would do that, you know, just like in the world series. The guy's the new A-Rod. Playoff, drought, whatever, everybody's watching. Right. Big Netflix.

I didn't say. It only matters if you say it or bet money on it. I didn't do either one of them. But I was sitting on the couch, you know, getting ready to watch it. I was like, I'm betting on this guy. I'm betting on this guy. I felt that I knew this was going to happen. And now I'm off. Yeah. because I should have said it, but now my brain will try to make up for that and be like,

you were right. So the next big game he's in, I'll bet said it, but now my brain will try to make up for that and be like,

you were right.

So the next big game he's in, I'll bet against him and he'll hit three home runs. So I'm just staying away from Aaron Judge. I'm just, you know, stupid. Yeah, but you'll... Well, I'll still bad. You're still right. I'm staying away from an judge. I got to go with my gut. I'm gonna go with my gut.

Right.

And now my brain's talked to me through a bunch of different scenarios.

None of them make any sense. So now, at that point, you just got to go, like, you know what, Aaron Judge is off the books for me. He's like, you and LV in Vegas years ago. I can't bet him. You know what? I don't know. I'm reminded, now that baseball's, I'm reminded, like, these parlayes somehow seem even, statistically they're probably the same when it comes to how hard it is. If it's 1,000-1 odds, it's 1,000-1 odds for a reason, 100-1 odds, whatever it is. But for some reason, with baseball, as you're watching, you're like, God, it's so much, It seems so much harder to predict what multiple players are going to do in one game.

It is. In one game. It's not like this wide receiver's hot, and we know he's going to get at least five receptions this game. Well, that's the thing. You can back down. Like, if you want to make your parlay on football, you can back it down. Yeah.

All right.

Well, I'm guessing JSN's going to get 40 yards. Yeah. Right? And that'll raise my parlay at $10 or $15. Right? Like, you can kind of do that math. With this, you know, you're like, well, the starting pitchers should get four strikeouts. Like, no, he won't.

He might not.

And that's not that crazy.

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