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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday 3.26.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

We wanted a four-day work week, not five. Lazlo tells the story of finding out his sister was a STEP-sister. Lazlo's in someone's dream blunt rotation. Why do people in Michigan sound like they're from Chicago? There's new audio of Bryan Kohberger talking about the murders. What are some lessons adults need to learn? Disappearing for 24 years doesn't seem too bad. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.3

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee ladies and gentlemen

0:43.1

the church of laslo has begun yo yo how are you my man i'm great how are you oh never been better

0:51.6

you little son of a bitch yeah yeah yeah does it just feel like an

0:56.0

extra day you know by the time you get to day five the last few weeks i think it's friday right

1:02.6

yeah but i've settled into the four days is the perfect amount we must add a couple in a row

1:07.9

or better it's close you tried to work that into our contract. I know.

1:11.0

Nobody honors the goddamn thing.

1:12.5

I know.

1:13.0

What's going to... That should have been to put it in writing. It's not worth the paper. It's not written on. Exactly. That's why they wouldn't put it in writing, you know? That's smart. Well, we can't put that in writing, but we're, you know, we'll go ahead and promise your that my favorite thing about all that when i said well okay

1:28.5

how about just working four days a week uh was that i mean yeah they said he said okay well i can't

1:36.3

actually do it but i can do it so wink wink but he said we don't want people getting any ideas so

1:43.0

if we put it in writing i'm like well that doesn't make sense i mean anything in a contract like we don't want people getting any ideas so if we put it in writing i'm like well that doesn't

1:45.9

make sense i mean anything in a contract like we don't want to pay you money because we don't want

1:49.7

people thinking that we pay people a bunch of money around here yeah just because somebody gets

1:54.2

something right when they work out a contract like more money like more money we don't want to pay

1:59.3

you a lot of money because we don't want people who make no money. Thinking that they might get money. I mean, it's stupid. I mean, if you said that, then, and that's how you were, and you were consistent across the board. But I should have been more suspicious when he said it about the four days a week. Also, this whole thing where they're like, I mean, where did you come up with such an idea? I think what you

2:19.2

have been saying forever. Think outside

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