Wednesday 3.25.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

'The Business’ is hard to stay in. Lazlo feels bad for the drunk suburban dad that got beat up by Alan Ritchson. Lazlo finally bought something about Temu. Sora AI is going away, and streaming services to watch baseball are getting out of control. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Iran. Slim was ‘a little bummed’ when Ozzy died. There is a rise in people pushing their spouses off cliffs, and Lazlo places his sports bets. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:10.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:17.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:22.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,
0:29.6	those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:33.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.8	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.7	Yo.
0:49.2	How are you?
0:50.0	Never better.
0:51.5	How are you?
0:51.9	I'm finishing up that text.
0:52.7	Everything's good, man.
0:53.7	Who could you be texting at this hour?
0:55.1	Oh, Christ. What do you care?
0:57.4	What do you care?
0:59.8	Where are you texting? I know the boys are awake?
1:03.2	I mean, Nick, maybe? It's 7 o'clock in the morning.
1:07.2	No, no, no, no. Who do we know that's awake this early?
1:09.8	Nobody was something that I knew was going to be asleep when they wouldn't wake up. Gotcha. One of those, huh? Yeah. Make sure you grab your keys before you leave, I set them on the table. In case that magic show, it didn't work. If you hear my kids up and about, then you hide. Right. Do not get out of that room. Stay. If. You swear to God, if you say hello to them again.
1:30.0	That is not your spot.
1:32.1	That is absolutely not.
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