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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday 2.5.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Lazlos’ had the same fashion since high school, and SlimFast got in trouble with his boss. The Superbowl is not allowing specific ads’. National-shower-with-a-friend day doesn't align with Lazlos’ magic shower, and he stuck tweezers in an electrical outlet. The rhetoric around the Superbowl Half-time show is tiring. Can an ugly hooker help with getting it down? In Headlines, the guys talk about Savannah Guthrie' s video about her mothers’ kidnapping, Needoh cubes exploding, new updates with D4vd, Ryan Routh being sentenced for life, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt

0:30.6

to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:44.2

the church of laslow has begun yo yo how are you man i've never been better my life how are you

0:51.8

i don't believe it why i just don't believe it. Why? I just don't believe it.

0:54.6

Too early. I don't believe it better than you ever have been. Well, you know what? Every day's the new day, Laslow, and I am just happy to have a shot at it. You don't know. Make it what it is. Full possibilities. Yeah. Do you get a new shirt there? No, I've had it. I I threw out a bunch of old clothes.

1:11.1

So I had a bunch in my closet

1:12.6

that I never wore.

1:13.4

You know, just kind of laying around.

1:14.6

You probably. shirt there? No, I've had it. I threw out a bunch of old clothes. So I had a bunch in my closet

1:12.6

that I never wore, you know, just kind of laying around. You probably saw this probably six years ago, you don't remember. I wouldn't remember. I guess if it was six years ago. There's a whole backside of the back closet that I had. Well, it's as good as getting new clothes when he started Sometimes, there was a couple things I was like, oh, I forgot I had this.

1:27.1

Yeah.

1:27.5

You know?

1:28.2

And there's pictures of me and you in him.

1:30.3

Really?

1:31.0

Yeah, like some. getting new clothes when he started cleaning that stuff. I was like, oh, I forgot I had this. Yeah.

1:27.7

You know?

1:29.9

And there's pictures of me and you in him.

1:30.7

Really?

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