Friday 2.6.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo's youngest is figuring out what to do post ASL surgery, and his oldest doesn't have a curfew. Driver licenses are so confusing, and Lazlo believes in global warming. Lazlo finalizes his Superbowl bet. In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss Nancy Guthrie’ kidnappers demanding bitcoin, Georgia parents getting investigated for letting their 6 year old scooter to a park, Trump’s controversial meme from last night, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	As you will know, my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.1	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.9	Yo!
0:48.4	How are you?
0:49.6	I'm great.
0:50.2	How are you?
0:50.7	I'm great.
0:51.1	Never been better.
0:51.7	Good.
0:52.1	I feel fine.
0:53.3	Yeah?
0:57.5	Yep. Best, uh, best you've ever felt huh i mean i wouldn't go that far but you know i'll survive i'm good yeah good man i
1:03.0	swung a golf club yesterday a little bit you know at a driving range yeah well did you take uh your youngest
1:09.3	i mean chacha go out there him where it's you know man, I don't know if I should test this knee yet.
1:14.4	I mean, like, I don't know if I should test this back yet.
1:16.4	We're both out there doing this.
1:17.5	It's like, oh, man.
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