Friday, 11.7.25
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 104 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.6 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.1 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.6 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.6 | Yo! |
| 0:48.1 | My man, how are you? |
| 0:49.9 | I'm great. |
| 0:50.7 | How are you? |
| 0:51.2 | I'm all right, no problems. |
| 0:52.4 | Good. |
| 0:52.8 | How's the back? |
| 0:53.5 | Oh, man. It's bad today. It's bad. |
| 0:57.1 | I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh. It's just the way you look at it. Oh, man. Have you seen a doctor? I went to a doctor yesterday. Okay, good. Yeah. Which kind of doctor? Like a back doctor? look a god oh that's right you were going to go see your friend doctor your golf buddy yeah you love |
| 1:10.6 | him by the way i was like you know he knows I'm a hypochondract. He knows if you don't know. We'll tell the story again at some point. Or maybe even on the podcast this week. But I had a mental breakdown on the air. Yeah. Over the course of a long time. Took about six months. And had ALS couldn't move it was bad which is Lou Gehrig's I think people know what ALS is now at the time I felt like you know before the Ice Bucket Challenge I felt like people knew as Lou Gehrig's mostly but then the Ice Bucket Challenge happened and I was like oh oh, this is Laslo's thing. It was like they heard you, you know? All of a sudden, out of nowhere, we're doing fundraising. I remember just being so depressed and out of it. One of our producers, before summer, a nice lady named Meredith, I remember I was staring out the window, I turned |
| 2:01.6 | around, and she's just bawling. Yeah. And she's like, he's not okay. Yeah. Well, I'm like, |
| 2:07.1 | oh, no. You just stay there and stare out of the window. I mean, I knew there was something wrong |
| 2:12.6 | before that. You, it was like having a bad day, except that they were all bad days. You were very quiet. You seemed, it was very having a bad day except that they were all bad days you were very quiet you seemed |
| 2:20.4 | it was very hard to get you enthused about anything somebody said hey we just need like 10 ideas |
| 2:25.7 | real quick for this you're like I don't know and I was like man he's he's been like this so that |
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