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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Monday, 11.17.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo got in a car accident while coming in (and left his car in the street.) Lazlos' been having a BAD month. You can now make an AI Avatar of your dead relatives, and Slims’ tempted. What would you choose if you could only have one form of entertainment for the rest of your life? In Headlines, SlimFast talks about the NBA investigation expanding into the Lakers, the DoorDash girl getting charged with two felonies, the Epstein Files revealing even more, the North Carolina shooting happening over a Thanksgiving turkey, Kris Boyd getting shot, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:09.9

to make the switch today the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the

0:20.1

selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:23.5

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:30.2

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:35.9

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:42.3

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:46.3

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:53.3

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lasloh. when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:55.4

Ladies and gentlemen,

0:59.0

the Church of Laslow has begun.

1:00.2

Hey.

1:01.5

Hey.

1:03.8

How are you?

1:04.9

Well, you're not good.

1:05.8

I just walked in here.

1:06.1

Sorry.

1:06.7

Yeah, no.

1:07.3

It's okay.

1:09.3

I couldn't sleep.

1:11.4

My back's still killing me. But it's a little bit better. You're like, all right, I can okay. I couldn't sleep. My back's still killing me.

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