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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

We’re back! Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Lazlo' sons’ torn ACL, and the man causing a scene on Slims’ honeymoon plane. Lazlo rants about the refs always saying ‘upon further discussion,’ and Slim is heavily against having stickers on your car if you want to avoid road rage. In Headlines, the guys discuss the helicopter crash in California, the multiple homecoming shootings that happened in Mississippi, a woman getting shot at a Petsmart after not saying ‘Thank you,’ hostages being released, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.8	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.2	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.7	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.1	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.1	No!
0:48.0	Yo!
0:48.9	My man!
0:49.9	How are you?
0:50.6	Is your microphone loud enough there?
0:52.4	I feel like someone's been messing with our studio here. I think I'm okay now. Oh, there we go. Okay. I'm great. How are you? I know. Is your microphone loud enough there? I feel like someone's been messing with our studio here.
0:54.3	I think I'm okay now.
0:55.2	Oh, there we go. Okay.
0:56.8	I'm great. How are you? You're married, man. I know. Wow. I know. Wow. Look at you. You're all happy? Yeah. You look young, energized. Did I get some sign? I look like a tired boxer, one arm on the rope, you know, like maybe I'll get in this fight.
1:12.6	I'm not sure.
1:13.6	Well, you've got...
1:14.0	I ain't got to sit down. Did I get some sign? I look like a tired boxer, one arm on the rope, you know, like maybe I'll get in this fight?
1:12.5	I'm not sure.
1:13.5	I ain't got to sit down.
1:15.8	I'll stand here in a corner and see what happens.
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