Thursday 1.29.26
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 January 2026
⏱️ 138 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:10.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:17.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:22.6 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, |
| 0:29.6 | those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:33.6 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:41.7 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:47.0 | Yo! |
| 0:48.5 | How are you, man? |
| 0:49.5 | Good. How are you? |
| 0:50.2 | Hey, thank you. |
| 0:51.1 | You're welcome. |
| 0:51.8 | I brought you some stuff. |
| 0:53.1 | I brought you some back stuff. The real question is, will you help me put it on? Mm-mm. Come on. I can't ask Summer to do it. She's, uh... I'm on touching that. She's a turkey back. Female producer, I can't ask, I can't ask her for help. Well, that that one you can put on just yourself yeah and plus uh |
| 1:12.7 | where i hurt right now i can reach anyway right right here is where i need i'll put on if you need |
| 1:17.2 | thank you thank you so how you got a cortisone shot the other day i went to the doctor yesterday |
| 1:22.7 | because i thought it was getting better i don't know like yesterday i thought you know what i think |
| 1:26.9 | i'm on the mend. |
| 1:27.7 | And then it got to the point where I was like not moving. |
| 1:30.7 | And Brooke was like, you need to just call the damn. |
| 1:32.3 | And when my brother's telling me to call the doctor, because he's kind of a, ah, it'll go away. |
| 1:37.2 | You're old, whatever. |
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