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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Thursday 1.29.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Everyone is just like Lazlos’ mother. Neilson released the most watched shows of 2025, and the guys talk about their first cars (and how their dads’ sold them). A facebook deal gone wrong ended up with a pregnant woman getting stabbed 70 times. Is it important to make sure someone with dementia knows they have dementia? The guys debate the Chiefs and Royals stadium. Lazlo is NOT a barb (Nicki Minaj fan), and SlimFast gives some poop news. Lazlo, SlimFast, and Summer debate student teacher relationships. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Transcript

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:10.0

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:17.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:22.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger,

0:29.6

those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:33.6

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

0:41.7

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

0:47.0

Yo!

0:48.5

How are you, man?

0:49.5

Good. How are you?

0:50.2

Hey, thank you.

0:51.1

You're welcome.

0:51.8

I brought you some stuff.

0:53.1

I brought you some back stuff. The real question is, will you help me put it on? Mm-mm. Come on. I can't ask Summer to do it. She's, uh... I'm on touching that. She's a turkey back. Female producer, I can't ask, I can't ask her for help. Well, that that one you can put on just yourself yeah and plus uh

1:12.7

where i hurt right now i can reach anyway right right here is where i need i'll put on if you need

1:17.2

thank you thank you so how you got a cortisone shot the other day i went to the doctor yesterday

1:22.7

because i thought it was getting better i don't know like yesterday i thought you know what i think

1:26.9

i'm on the mend.

1:27.7

And then it got to the point where I was like not moving.

1:30.7

And Brooke was like, you need to just call the damn.

1:32.3

And when my brother's telling me to call the doctor, because he's kind of a, ah, it'll go away.

1:37.2

You're old, whatever.

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