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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Friday 1.30.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Lazlos’ weening off oxy. What are the fake local hotspots? Parents are making coaches leave youth sports. With Karen, there's a new name; Josh. SlimFast pees everywhere, and everyone is mad at the Kansas City Star guy. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the man posing as an FBI agent to free Luigi Mangione, Sean Grayson getting 20 years, an LA Stripper beheading her boyfriend, the current GLP 1 Lawsuit, teen boys sports gambling more, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

0:11.2

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

0:18.0

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

0:23.6

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who

0:30.6

attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

0:34.6

And you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon me ladies and gentlemen

0:43.1

the church of laslow has begun yo yo how are you man i'm great how are you i'm all right no problems

0:52.3

yeah god damn elevators out.

1:12.1

Yeah. Yeah. What do you do about that? And you can't take the stairs? I took the stairs. Over there? Those stairs over there? I took them. Okay. I didn't know if they were letting you do that or not. Or if you had to walk around to the front of the... My back hurts this morning, too.

1:11.5

I worked out yesterday and walked longer than i should are working out uh you know

1:16.1

i figured it was feeling better i give it a shot but but i was like all right i'll be all right

1:21.5

i haven't taken my pain medication as often trying to ease myself off that kind of wean myself

1:27.4

off that oxy dependency and so so I haven't taken it. And then, uh, the best way to wean yourself off of that is to have the doctors tell you they won't refill it anymore. Well, that's not it. My doctor's pretty good. You know, it's like it started at once every three hours. Right. Like, how's the Pan? And they got me to once every five hours.

1:45.4

And right now it's once every six to seven hours as needed. I didn't even know you're still taking it. Yeah. So I take it like once a day. Usually in the morning is when it hurts the worst. Or at night. Sometimes at night when I go to bed, like I'm like, I'm not going to be able to sleep in this bed. that's about it do you still take are you still taking the antibiotics to kill whatever and how long

2:02.4

is that six more months like six more months of antibodies. Six months. Yeah, and they say this pain that I had, that might just be, that just might be how you live, bro. Permanente? Yeah. That just might be how you live, buddy. Well, does that mean that they give you pain medication the rest of your life? No, they're not going to do that. I think, ah, but there's like, you know,

2:20.1

I'm not too worried about it because there's a whole Well, does that mean that they give you pain medication the rest of your life? No, they're not going to do that.

2:17.8

I think, ah, but there's like, you know, I'm not too worried about it because there's whole, there's giant buildings over there by KU Med that I go to to, they just say pain management. Right. So I think you're going there, maybe they give you shots or whatever once every three months if it's too bad. Or he's just like, yeah, and so three or four, that's where life is.

2:35.7

Yeah.

2:36.6

But I did get here, in i was like ah i'll be fine and then as i walk in

2:40.3

just says elevator doesn't work i don't know what it says out of order and i was like

2:47.1

you know that goes against my fm. I'm just going to go home.

2:51.7

You could have?

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