Wednesday 1.28.26

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Lazlo gives Slim advice on how to deal with back pain. Summer got asked for feet pics, and Lazlo thinks Sydney Sweeney hanging bras off the Hollywood sign is hot. Lazlo gets pissed at old drivers, and thinks Belichick got snubbed. Squatter rights make no sense, and Lazlo has the BEST solution. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about the fallout of Alex Prettis’ death, Rep. Omar getting sprayed with an unknown liquid, someone shooting at a local snowtruck, new updates on the D4vd case, and much much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he when the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.0	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.8	You!
0:49.0	How are you, man?
0:49.9	I'm great.
0:50.5	How are you?
0:51.1	I'm great.
0:51.6	No problems.
0:52.3	Good.
0:53.3	I did you hear it.
0:55.4	Yeah. How's your back?
0:57.3	It's worse. Quite a bit. It's worse?
0:57.8	Oh, yeah, quite a bit.
0:59.4	But Summer looked it up yesterday online for me, and she said that everything points towards pinched nerve.
1:10.2	That's what they said with me. Really? That's how it started. P pinched nerve so that's what they said with me really that's how it started
1:13.7	pinch nerve you know i probably you know pull the muscle my thorac muscle or something that's how it started
1:20.5	that's why i'm into the doctor that's why they didn't send me to the hospital well like to ask my brother
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