Friday 1.23.26
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 120 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.7 | And I will strike down upon me with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt |
| 0:31.1 | to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.4 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:48.1 | Yo! |
| 0:48.6 | How are you? |
| 0:50.3 | Well, your heater went out? |
| 0:52.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.2 | Good night for it. Some are going to have to move into my house. I know. I didn't know it until |
| 1:00.4 | this morning. I'm an idiot. I should have known last night. I was like, yeah, it's kind of cold in the |
| 1:04.6 | bedroom. But I have radiators. I have boilers. It's radiated heat. So the heat is not always evenly distributed |
| 1:12.9 | depending on the temperature and you can mess with the radiators. |
| 1:15.9 | I just have little buttons on the bottom. I'd look like that. Little vows that you're Yeah, and so sometimes they're like, oh, you can't get heat. |
| 1:22.0 | This one, I'm like, let me just mess with it. |
| 1:23.7 | I know I got to keep this one this open, this one this closed. |
| 1:26.7 | So when it gets a little cooler in one room, it's not unusual at all. I go to bed. I woke up sometime in the middle of the night thinking it feels pretty damned cold with that fan on. But, you know, I probably should have opened up that valve a little more, turned up the heat a little bit. I'll be fine. Wake up, wake up this morning when the alarm goes off, whatever it was, 10 until 4 or something like that, and Brooke gets up. |
| 1:50.1 | And I'm thinking, this is way too cold. |
| 1:52.7 | And then I can see my breath. |
| 1:54.1 | I'm like, yeah, that's too cold. |
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