The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who

attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.

Yo, my man, how are you?

Fantastic, how are you?

I'm great.

Well, that's good news.

Yeah.

You excited?

For a double header today? Yeah.

Yeah. You know, a little weather. Now we get a little double header.

Yeah. Hey, I got a funny story for you. So I went out last night. I never go out. Okay.

And I did go out last night. Like, out, out. Yeah.

To the grocery store.

No, like, you know, I told the kids, I didn't, I don't like lying to them.

So after I cook dinner and they are watching TV, I'm like, hey, you know what, man, I got to take care of a little bit of business.

I'll be back in a couple hours.

You know, some work stuff, you know?

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