Friday, 06.06.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

*You don't have to have kids to understand why parents get nervous about their teens driving all over God's green earth. *North Korea is hiring! *Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody knows about it, or would you rather have everyone spend the rest of their lives thinking you've had sex with goat when you haven't? *Elon v Trump is the main event we've all been waiting for!! *ChatGTP thinks Slim is a pervert and has literally changed its own policies in response to his weird demands. *Here we go again. Seal Face returns. *Who's picking up crumpled paper off the bathroom floor at Jersey Mike's and then taking the time to read it? *Lazlo's got a thing for Nazi strippers. *The Royals are playing some ball! *DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! *Lazlo's road-trip playlist. *Lazlo killed Scott Weiland

Transcript

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.9	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:48.1	My man, how are you?
0:49.5	I'm great.
0:50.4	No, you're not.
0:51.1	You had a bad morning.
0:52.6	Why?
0:53.2	Oh, come on, dude. I don't do this to you. I don you're not. You had a bad morning. Why? Oh, come on, dude.
0:55.7	I don't do this to you.
0:57.6	I don't do that.
0:59.0	I know that you've done it.
1:00.9	I know you've done it.
1:01.8	I know you've done it at work.
1:03.4	I know you have.
1:04.9	I covered for you that day.
1:06.5	I knew what was going on.
1:08.5	It's been tough.
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