Wednesday, 06.04.25

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

*What? Sports already?? C'mon guys! *Lazlo defends age gaps, again. *Teriyaki *Grandpa disarms the DoorDash guy and looks like a total badass doing it. *Operation Spider Web *Wanted: The Back to the Future guitar. *Slim's Brother-Dad. Or is it Dad-Brother? *God wants the Chiefs and Royals to get new stadiums. *A trans athlete in California has triggered an investigation by the DOJ *Those limey cu**s nicked our idea! *A guy known as Mr 100k A Day heckled Gabby Thomas at some sort of track meet. No big deal, right? Think again. It might be illegal. *Free Tennessee Zebra looking for a forever home. *Finally, some Puff Daddy news! *What does one do with Sydney Sweeney's bath water? So many possibilities!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:31.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:42.1	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.6	My man, how are you?
0:48.9	You, I'm fantastic. How are you?
0:51.1	I'm great.
0:52.0	Good.
0:52.5	Did you watch me in that Royals game last night?
0:54.3	I watched a little bit of the recap.
0:56.8	Yeah.
0:57.5	Is that what you do?
0:58.7	I didn't have a score in 10.
0:59.4	No, I watched it last night.
1:00.8	How did you watch it?
1:02.0	I have that.
1:03.2	You've got it again?
1:04.5	Yeah.
1:05.0	Oh, I didn't know that.
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