Thursday, 03.23.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2023
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
Did anybody else watch the new Waco documentary on Netflix? Lazlo proves that you don't have to be a Branch Davidian to think that David Koresh was the messiah. *Is Blockbuster trying to make a comeback? Should we invest again? *Officials at Notre Dame are worried that the NCAA is turning into the minor leagues. Lazlo explains what they're all on about. *Doomscrolling!! The grand jury is meeting again about whether or not to indict Trump. The FTC thinks it's too hard to cancel those subscription services. The CEO of TikTok testified before congress. We have an update on Daniel v Spaniel. *A man met a girl on tinder and she ended up catfishing him and stealing his car. Romance scams are on the rise. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please visit our website www.lazlo.church and remember to come hang out with us every weekday at twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll you tomorrow!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazlo has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo! How's it going buddy? Pretty good. How about yourself? Never been better. Good. Glad to hear it. |
| 0:54.0 | Good. Did you do anything fun since I last saw you? No. You? No sports. You didn't have to come over to my neck of the woods. I did not. |
| 1:02.0 | I spent condoms on the grounds. And your state of the art, baseball facility over there? Yeah. I watched that wake-o thing last night which we talked about as we were leaving yesterday because you just watched the showtime one. |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah. You watched the documentary? Yeah. It's very confused about the different ones that exist and coming out that showtime one. |
| 1:23.0 | It's like it was made for spectrum or something. And then that went away or you would, you know, never came to be. |
| 1:30.0 | So they didn't went on paramount, then it's paramount cable, then it's paramount plus, then it's showtime. |
| 1:35.0 | But it looks like what you watched maybe they added new stuff too, but I could be running out of that. I can't imagine they did. It goes all to people. |
| 1:41.0 | Yeah. That's what I was thinking. I was like, these are pretty big actors. So I think I've seen the thing that you watched. Like I know I watched that whatever you want to call it, dramatization, with that cast at some point. |
| 1:55.0 | So I think it was the same thing. And then I'd seen something like an FBI show that was pretty brief about, you know, it was like a news magazine type thing like documentary style. |
| 2:06.0 | But it was, it was, it was just from the FBI's perspective. Why is the sugary interest in Waco? That's what I wondered. And I was reading a thing this morning about how with all the streaming services, you know, documentaries are huge. |
| 2:19.0 | And there's so many documentaries to choose from. I mean, I don't want to say modern history, but modern history. It's the biggest attack by the US government on its own citizens. |
| 2:29.0 | I think there was bigger, bigger in like the 1930s coal mine wars and stuff like that. |
| 2:34.0 | I mean, it's a huge story for sure. I think a lot of young people especially don't realize how big a story it was. |
| 2:41.0 | Like that was the other thing. Yeah. How many people, you know, got how unsuccessful it was. What a disaster it was from the ATF and FBI's standpoint. |
| 2:50.0 | It seems like some of them apparently would tell you that it. I remember it. I do too. I was pretty young, but I just remember. I remember that it was on the news every day. |
| 3:01.0 | And I wasn't following it that closely. I didn't understand exactly what was going on, but I knew there was a guy who was saying it was Jesus. That's what somebody told me. One of my parents was outlining exactly. |
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