Wednesday, 03.22.23
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 22 March 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Lamar Jackson and a few more football-related topics. *Lazlo gives us his final thoughts on the world baseball classic. *Doomscrolling!! Trump says he's ready to be arrested. Police say they think Stephen Smith was murdered. Dick Van Dyke was injured in a car accident. Jack Daniels v Bad Spaniels is now in front of the supreme court. *A couple was attacked by a mountain lion while sitting in a hot tub. They scared it away by splashing some water and letting the beast know that they were humans. *Americans are more likely to think they can beat up an animal than our European counterparts. *Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please visit our website www.lazlo.church for all our links and merch. Remember, you can watch us record the podcast live every weekday, twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow!!
-Everybody Wang Chung!!
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:11.0 | Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:24.0 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:35.0 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
| 0:42.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloh has begun. |
| 0:49.0 | Yo, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | I'm fantastic about yourselves. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm great. |
| 0:53.0 | Good. Glad to hear it. |
| 0:54.0 | No problems. |
| 0:55.0 | Hey, I had a story for you. |
| 0:57.0 | Okay. |
| 0:58.0 | And I thought it was interesting. |
| 1:00.0 | Football story. |
| 1:01.0 | Okay. |
| 1:02.0 | Jimmy Garoppolo, right? |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.0 | Is going to Vegas. |
| 1:05.0 | Yep. |
| 1:06.0 | And two ladies, |
| 1:09.0 | Caitlin Bell and Alice Little of the chicken ranch brothel are beyond excited about their team's new quarterback. |
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