The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious hinder!

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Las Vegas begun.

Yo! How are you?

I'm pretty damn good. How about you, some great man, no problems.

I'd to hear it.

How's life? How'd everything go yesterday or last night?

Did you have stuff last night? Sport stuff? Sports related stuff?

What would I have to do last night?

I thought it was something with your eldest, if I recall.

Oh, did he have his first... he was supposed to have his first game and they canceled it.

Oh, they canceled it. Okay, all right.

Because I can't...

Where did everybody go out there?

That's when they did it.

But maybe they didn't know. You know what I mean?

Well, was it raining or something?

I don't know. I feel wet from all day before.

Well, that's weird because you can't play him a dirt.

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