THURS PT 3: Rover has a zit on his ass

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight attendant.

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