THURS PT 2: Rover has a zit on his ass

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.5 • 919 Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

A delivery robot tears through a woman's fence. Manager of the Padres says that pitcher Matt Waldron is currently benched after a procedure due to “an infection in his rear end.” Rover has a zit on his ass that has been bothering him. The abandoned Lolita Express. Cornstarch on the balls. Ex-Vogue editor downgraded her first-class seat because of 'micro-aggression' from the flight attendant.

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0:00.0	The Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.
0:02.6	The news.
0:03.0	What do you have on the way, do she?
0:04.3	Just 12 hours into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's fan vote, and there was a clear favorite.
0:09.7	I'll tell you who was in the lead coming up next.
0:13.7	All right.
0:14.1	That's a, you'll have to refresh my memory when you get to the Shizzy of all of the nominees.
0:21.1	Just quickly give me a rundown of all of them.
0:23.7	I wonder who would be in the lead.
0:27.7	I think Phil Collins, I think, is a shoe-in, but I don't know if he would be in the actual lead, though.
0:36.4	All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
0:45.0	Jeff's gobbled glizzy and other people have said, wait a second.
0:49.6	Sadusi's upset at the alcohol given to that hawk and the guy should go to jail.
0:54.4	Didn't she give 13-year-old's vodka?
0:58.5	No.
0:58.8	She should be in jail.
1:00.6	No, I didn't.
1:01.8	What 13-year-old did I give vodka?
1:06.7	Well, I remember some story that you took something to a dance competition.
1:13.3	And didn't they start, didn't the girls take a drink of the vodka or something?
1:17.5	No.
1:17.5	It was one of the those to-go coffee mugs that I had put vodka in and may or may not have been my daughter,
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