Throw Your Penis At The Cops

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

A man tosses his penis out a window during a police car chase, our favorite pansexual body builder is back, and a woman is found guilty after hiding 26 kids behind a false wall at a daycare facility.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, that's a triple pre-roll day so you know it's gonna be a good one.
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0:13.2	You can try Zip Recruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com slash JRP that ziprecruiter.com slash JRP to try it out for free.
0:20.2	They keep their pre-rolls tight. That's what I like.
0:22.8	Head to mybookie.ag this week and bet on the NFL lock of the season.
0:27.2	You can win big. Go to mybookie.ag, use the code JRP to instantly receive double your first deposit.
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0:42.5	If you're stressed, you don't want to make meals at home.
0:45.0	Freshly is over 30 delicious meals to choose from.
0:47.2	They're always delivered fresh, never frozen.
0:49.2	Ready to heat and enjoy in just three minutes.
0:51.1	Right now, freshly is offering our list and there's $40 off your first two orders when you go to freshly.com.
0:57.1	Slash JRP. Stop stressing about dinner.
0:59.9	Go to freshly.com slash JRP for $40 off your first two orders.
1:06.7	Gesselnik's just blown away by my professionalism today.
1:11.0	It was great. I'm paralleled.
1:13.9	Now my professionalism taking a hit.
1:16.4	We've got a new Notre Dame football execution, a severed penis police chase and our favorite
1:23.0	Kazakh pansexual bodybuilder is back in episode 121 of the Gesselnik and Rosenthal bandit project.
1:31.2	JRP.
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