In Front Of Your Wife and Kids
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2021
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
What is your favorite bodily function? A Utah woman gets scammed into shaving her head, two teens are caught twerking and kissing on a dementia patient and a rapper surgically implanted gold chains into his skull.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys it's Erica just a quick programming note. We recorded this a little earlier than normal |
| 0:07.0 | today before the news of Norm McDonald's death broke and we will be discussing it next week. |
| 0:15.1 | So for those who don't know Norm McDonald iconic comedian and famous SNL anchor he passed away |
| 0:23.2 | at 61 after a battle with cancer so we will be getting to that next week but in the meantime |
| 0:31.9 | enjoy some laughs. Oh yeah it's a four pre-roll type of day starting off with our favorite podcast |
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