Nirvana Baby Penis Glue

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

A Russian man mistook a man for a bear and killed him, a zoo banned a woman for having an affair with a chimp and a man died after gluing his penis shut because he forgot a condom.

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0:00.0	Oh yeah!
0:01.0	4 pre rolls this week starting with Door Dash.
0:04.9	What do you want to eat tonight?
0:05.9	I mean, you know, maybe it's a home cooked favorite but I doubt it.
0:09.1	If you don't feel like it, just call up Door Dash, get something exciting and new.
0:12.9	It'd be great to stay in tonight for a limited time.
0:15.1	You can get 25% off in zero delivery fees on your first order.
0:19.2	$15 or more.
0:20.4	When you download the Door Dash app and enter code JRVP where big deals now.
0:26.9	We've got our own vanity code.
0:28.6	Door Dash.
0:29.6	Tip them.
0:30.6	Tip them like you wouldn't believe.
0:33.0	It's worth it.
0:34.0	Absolutely.
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0:53.1	Maybe Anthony doesn't want to know but I'm into that stuff.
0:55.7	I already know.
0:56.7	I know it already.
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