I will let you know before we dive in that this is a Polly crime.

Yay.

I can't wait to put my foot in it.

Welcome back to Petty Crime, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Griff, how are you today?

Oh, I'm sorry, Kira.

I was before we started recording, instructed to shut my mouth because you have something to talk about.

I do actually have something to say today,

which is that today, one of my very dear friends, Mary, is having a baby. Yay. I'm so excited for her.

I know she is so ready to be a mom. She did this really interesting thing where she made

shared notes in the notes app on Apple.

Oh. And she sent it to everyone. And she's been updating it with little things like, here I can read from it.

It's called Tiny Turkey Watch because it's Thanksgiving week as we're recording. And in Tiny Turkey Watch, it says things like Mary went for a nice swim, hospital called, telling us what time to come in.

Mary chopped down a tree, a photo of them getting a Christmas tree last night, them eating Thanksgiving together because chances are they'll still be in a hospital on Thanksgiving.

Yeah.

It's a really cool way to keep everybody in the loop and to stop people from calling her every

fucking second, which is what I was doing before I got access to the note.

Which is a nice thing to do, but you were maybe, you don't?

Yeah, I was calling her about every six hours.

Fucking nightmare.

Yeah. And then all of a sudden this like note appeared and And I was like, got it. I'll stop calling.

That's so funny. It's like funny how everyone in your network has these little like idiosyncrasies to totally guard against you.

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