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Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
It's been 7 years. I haven't returned a single one of your phone calls. BUT ... do you wanna be my bridesmaid?! Be sure to celebrate the holidays by taking a shot every time Griff talks about "exchanging energies."
Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis
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| 0:00.0 | Do not photograph me. Do not video me. We will have a problem if that goes public. |
| 0:05.2 | You might want to listen to this month's Patreon episode. |
| 0:18.6 | Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
| 0:28.3 | Hi, Kira. |
| 0:29.8 | Hello, Griff. How are you? |
| 0:31.7 | Actually, at this time that our listeners are hearing this episode, I will be cozy on the farm. |
| 0:36.8 | So I'm expecting I'm going to be |
| 0:38.9 | really liking that. We have our beloved Ennis Brook Farm wine bottle full of twinkly lights that we keep |
| 0:46.6 | with the Christmas decorations. So it comes out every year. It just frees me so much joy seeing it |
| 0:52.6 | every day. Love that that's part of your Christmas decor and that it has a very special moment each year. |
| 0:58.3 | It deserves it. |
| 0:59.1 | Yes. |
| 1:01.0 | Griff, we have something very exciting to talk about today. |
| 1:04.8 | Very exciting. |
| 1:06.3 | You have a long wish list of crimes and things you want to see. |
| 1:09.6 | And I had one big thing on my wish list that |
| 1:13.3 | we've been working hard to make a reality. That's right. Griff said all I want for Christmas |
| 1:18.3 | is to do a live show in 2026. And it is happening. February 15th, that's a Sunday in the evening. We are doing a live taping at City |
| 1:33.2 | Winery in New York City. We are so excited and you literally have to come. You have to. I've been |
| 1:39.6 | asking for this. I'm so excited. We're doing it. Top of the list of why I wanted to do this is just |
| 1:46.1 | meeting our petty criminals in person. I've had a, I think both of us just being guests on |
| 1:50.9 | other shows and kind of promoting that and then having some of our petty criminals come to those shows. |
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