Hey, I live on an island. I'm a fisherman. I'm a little bit dirty.

Do they bite? Yes, sometimes, but like...

I'm inclined to say, don't trust men to do shit.

You got married, didn't you?

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates.

Non-crimes. My name's Griff Stark, Ennis. And by now, you don't know me or you don't.

I'm Kira. Hello, Griff. How are you? What's happening? I am just enjoying all of the friend love from Thanksgiving a few weeks ago and Christmas coming up. I'm very thankful for my

support system to borrow a term from cheaper by the dozen. I'm coming up on eight years here in

L.A. Among all of the, like,

ups and downs, my friends and the people that I've met, I stand here kind of being like, wow,

like you have amazing friends. Like, I love all of your friends. You like such special people in your

life. And there is something funny about like moving to L.A. to pursue a very singular individual

dream. And yet the biggest highlight, I I would say for you and for other people is the other people that you meet that are there chasing their singular dreams and that those people are the best thing about L.A. That's such a good way of putting it because as much as I sit here and I've really made a job out of getting to know people and building out my

network just to like when work's not going well, I want to be able to be like, well, at least I can go to Abby's house and like watch Bravo and cry and laugh and blah, blah, blah. For you like, you're coming up on, what is this, your fourth year in New York? Yeah, this is my fourth season of S&L, fourth year in New York.

S&L aside, give us kind of an update on like the New York? Yeah, this is my fourth season of S&L, fourth year in New York.

S&L aside, give us kind of an update on like the New York of it all.

I still miss L.A.

Okay, okay.

But something that is different about New York now that makes me really happy is that Alex is now at home in New York.

Yeah.

I was having a little bit of imposter syndrome about the fact that I had a big flashy job in comedy and my husband, who I know is more talented and more funny than I am. I felt like it was my fault that I had like taken him out of L.A.

And it's so nice now to, we do like multiple shows every week together. He's always doing like Jimmy Fowley show. And Chloe Feynman was saying like Alex is the best person I perform with. I love doing scenes with him. He's so supportive. He's so funny. And for him to feel like New York is home now. And now if we wanted to move back to L.A., which I'm sure we do someday, he would be leaving a lot behind. And that feels really good. All right. Enough. Enough. Shut up. Crime time. Are you ready, Griff, for today's petty crime? I am ready. And today I'm going to be asking for a one-word theme. Like, what am I expecting? The one-word theme that I was going to start with

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