Luke 16.

In Newsweek, there was an article,

Elephant Kills Woman,

where then returns to funeral and tramples the corpse.

True story, in India, an elephant killed a woman in India,

and returned to her funeral later,

like days later, and trampled her lifeless corpse in front of everyone there.

Maya Murmu, a 70-year-old woman, was attacked by the same wild elephant as she walked to collect water there in India.

Kind of a horrible story, but even a more horrible funeral.

You know, I've done some funerals,

and there's some weird things that happens at funerals.

I can tell you stories, but they might be too personal.

But there's weird things happen at funerals.

You know, one funeral, this wasn't one that I did,

but I just saw this in the news.

When a funeral procession showed up to the cemetery, there was a cow that had been stuck in the grave hole that they dug for the casket.

A cow walked through there and dropped in the hole.

They had to wait while the backhoe tried to lift the cow out of the hole.

That'd be a weird funeral.

But have you ever thought morbidly, what is your funeral going to be like?

And you're like, oh, that's something I don't want to think about.

Some people plan their funerals ahead of time.

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