Thou Shalt Reclaim Jesus From The Fascists

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🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Dear Humans,

We have a fantastic new episode of The God Pod for you today, in which friend of the show and one of our favorite Humans, comedian and radio host John Fugelsang returns to our studio!

John has been one of the most outspoken proponents of what Jesus’ teachings REALLY mean, and how they should not be twisted into hateful messages.

His new book, Separation of Church and Hate, gives YOU an easy and fun guide to battling your crazy MAGA Uncle. In his book, which hits store shelves September 9, you’ll learn how to take back control of the Bible and carry Jesus’ messages of hope, inclusion, and a better tomorrow.

On a personal note, Jesus and I are extremely touched by how John has been a big fan of our work. Him and us have a lot in common concerning our goals and our hopes for the future. The three of us want to make crystal clear the messages the Bible intended to teach society.

Truly, we cannot wait to have his book as a resource that we’ll use ourselves when fighting Human nutjobs!

Check out this episode of the show and learn how John became inspired to write this book, how his family made him who he is today, his thoughts on the latest political news, what lessons you’ll receive from his book and much more.

And don’t miss out on Separation of Church and Hate: A Sane Person's Guide to Taking Back the Bible from Fundamentalists, Fascists, and Flock-Fleecing Frauds when it blesses book shelves on September 9!

P.S. Jesus and I stream LIVE every weekday at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. Show up to thegodpodcast.com at that time and we will be there. And remember to add The God Pod wherever you get your podcasts, whether it is Apple , Spotify, or anywhere else.

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0:00.0	Hi, everybody.
0:05.5	It's your old pal God here.
0:07.3	Back with Jesus Christ.
0:09.2	What's up, Jesus?
0:10.1	Hey, Dad.
0:11.3	We have one of our friends on today.
0:15.1	John Fuglesang has returned.
0:17.0	Hi, John.
0:18.5	Wow, you called and I came.
0:20.2	Thank you so much. We will always call upon you. Good sign, John. Wow, you called and I came. Thank you so much.
0:21.5	We will always call upon you.
0:24.4	Good side.
0:24.7	I hope you appreciate that I try to look like the Holy Spirit, or at least the Holy Force Ghost, with my glow.
0:32.2	Exactly.
0:33.2	We're going to have close to a Trinity.
0:34.5	I think our long search for our next Holy Spirit is over, Jesus.
0:38.3	Yeah.
0:39.1	We have Obi-Wan, Fugles saying.
0:41.7	Holy Force goes.
0:42.8	Thank you.
0:44.2	And just like a Jedi, I plan to grow old and wait for the younger generation to fix all the problems.
0:51.8	You know, I'm perpetually 33, but that's where I'm at at this point.
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