Billionaires Can't Buy Their Way Into Heaven

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

September kicks off with a bang on the God Pod, because Jesus and I welcomed the one and only Zainab Johnson! You might know her from Amazon Prime's Upload — a show God has secretly been obsessed with for years. (Yes, even I fangod from time to time.)

We talked about everything from her AI chatbot overlords, to my bad standup material on air travel, to why billionaires are so desperate to cheat death. Zainab also shared her thoughts on the Trump Administration and explained why Upload is the perfect show for this awful moment we're living through.

She's brilliant, she's funny, and she even made us blush by asking for a selfie at the end. This one was a blast. Don't miss it.

Love,

God

PS - This show only exists because good people like you decided to back it. Are you with me? No, seriously, are you? If you are, it's long past time to step up. Take 25% off before midnight and get in the fight!!

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0:00.0	Hi there, everybody. It's the Lord thy God, and I'm back with my son and pal Jesus. Hi, Jesus.
0:09.7	Hey, God. And we're here today with special guest Zanab Johnson. Welcome. Did I say that right?
0:17.6	You said a perfect God, but I am not.
0:20.7	Oh, yeah, you're not the, you're not my first thing now, but I've known.
0:25.2	Yeah, of course. Yeah. Well, welcome in. I am a huge
0:30.7	fan of your work on the show upload, which I see it's on Amazon. You know, I've seen it
0:37.3	on Amazon. It's on I've seen it on Amazon.
0:37.9	It's on Amazon, God, Jesus Christ.
0:40.6	Stop fan girling.
0:42.0	I'm fan girling.
0:42.9	Jesus, take over.
0:46.2	Wow.
0:46.8	Okay, fine.
0:47.7	So your show upload, is that what you're here to promote today?
0:50.9	Is that what is new and shiny?
0:53.6	That is.
0:54.7	Yeah.
0:55.9	No, I thought you guys just wanted to hang out with me.
0:58.5	We would.
0:59.5	We totally would.
1:01.3	I just happened to also have a show that premiered this past week, the fourth and final
1:07.2	season of upload.
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