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The God Pod

The God Show, October 30th: Spooky Confessions From JD Vance

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🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

If you missed today's live stream of The God Show, it's now available for your viewing pleasure! As we gear up for Halloween, God and Jesus (as The Dude and a Labubu) discuss JD Vance clinging onto hope that his Hindu practicing wife will convert to Christianity. Plus, we talk about the judge who might save the SNAP program, and what God's been watching lately to deal with reality.

God and Jesus stream LIVE every week day beginning at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT. We have a great time talking with the Humans and discussing the latest news (Plus, some karaoke)! Join us!

Love,

God and Jesus

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0:00.0

Oh, man.

0:01.0

The way that we've come to our arrangement is she's my best friend.

0:04.1

We talked to each other about this stuff.

0:06.2

So we decided to raise our kids Christian, our two oldest kids who go to school, they

0:10.8

go to a Christian school.

0:12.7

Our eight-year-old did his first communion about a year ago.

0:16.2

That's the way that we have come to our arrangement.

0:18.9

Yay!

0:19.9

Thank you.

0:21.6

But she's not Christian, so what she says next?

0:24.6

My eight girl was also very proud of his first communion. Thank you guys. I'll tell them that Old Miss wishes in the best.

0:28.6

But I think everybody has to have this, this, this own conversation when you're in a marriage.

0:33.6

I mean, it's true for friends of mine who are in Protestant and Catholic

0:38.2

marriages, friends of mine who are in, you know, atheist and Christian marriages, you just got to talk to, the only advice I can give is you just got to talk to the person that God has put you with, and you've got to make those decisions as a family unit. For us, it works out. Now, most Sundays, Usha will come with me to church.

0:55.0

As I've told her, and I've said publicly, and I'll say now in front of 10,000 of my closest

0:59.4

friends, do I hope eventually that she is somehow moved by the same thing that I was moved in

1:05.7

by church? Yeah, I honestly do wish that, because I I believe in the Christian gospel and I hope eventually

1:12.3

my wife comes to see it the same way. But if she doesn't, then God says everybody has free will.

1:18.7

And so that doesn't cause a problem for me. That's something you work out with your friends,

1:23.0

with your family, with the person that you love. Again, one of the most important Christian principles

1:28.2

is that you respect free will. Usha's closer to the priests who baptized me than maybe I am.

1:33.8

They talk about this stuff. Right. You figure this stuff out as a family and you trust in

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