This Will Give You An Amazing Night's Sleep...So Why Can't Anyone Do It?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 14 March 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.4 | All right, Friday morning. |
| 0:02.4 | How's everybody doing this morning? |
| 0:03.8 | Good. |
| 0:04.2 | I'm going to Tampa this weekend. |
| 0:05.5 | Going to see some family. |
| 0:06.7 | You got the spray tan growing on. |
| 0:08.2 | Look at it. |
| 0:09.2 | It's looking all sorts of tan right now. |
| 0:11.0 | Laid out in the sun for a total of zero seconds. |
| 0:13.5 | I just covered myself in some bronzing foam yesterday. |
| 0:16.8 | Is it looking better? |
| 0:17.7 | Are we on the up and up? |
| 0:18.9 | This is a new time or a new brand. Yes. You do not look borderline problematic. Thank you. Thank you for taking it easy. That is the goal. That's always the goal. I was telling Abby as I walked in here this morning, she's saying she was traveling this weekend. And I didn't know this. And I haven't read the entire story. And maybe we'll have a meteorologist on later on, |
| 0:38.2 | but there's a huge storm that's starting in the Midwest. Like it's a crazy big like one and a half |
| 0:43.9 | million square miles or something that is bringing all sorts of crap with it. Yeah, there's like a |
| 0:49.1 | threat of winds up to 60 to 70 miles an hour, tornado watch, which I'm on the up and up with this |
| 0:54.0 | because I live |
| 0:54.5 | in a trailer. And what do tornadoes love? Trailers. We've all seen Twister. But yeah, it's supposed |
| 0:59.6 | to be really, really high winds this weekend. And it's like starting in the Midwest, but by |
| 1:03.3 | Sunday, I think it could be hitting the East Coast and you'd be in Tampa at that point. So you |
| 1:07.4 | might want to watch that one. Well, if I get stuck in Tampa, then I will literally be stuck in hell on Earth. Things are looking great. That'll mean we will, we will be |
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