The Bert Show.

All right. Tommy is not here this morning. It is his day off. So we probably should have just

not done Plead the Fifth. Whatever. You're not getting out of it, Bert. But it's my day. And we're

going next level here, right? Yeah, we decided to do listener edition. Because we have been

providing each other with anonymous Plead the Fifth questions for quite some time now. We used to do this and we took a break and now we brought it back.

And to be honest, I'm like, I'm just tapped out of questions.

So let's ask the listeners.

And that's what we did.

And I have no doubt that you guys came up with some doozies for us.

All right.

So Katie has the questions and I'm in the hot seat today since I got such a great high score on sleep last night. I am ready.

All right. Now I want to say that it was a collaborative effort from our producer Rebecca and Tommy to pick these questions. Okay. So don't take them out on me.

Okay. Well, you hear them. You're just the messenger. I'm just the messenger today.

I bring it.

Bring it.

All right.

So the first question, Bert,

if you had to dock someone on the Bert show's pay to give someone else a raise,

who would you dock from and who would you give it to?

That is a weird question.

It's oddly specific.

It's a good one.

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