This Week's Top Stories - The FBI Nabs Capitol Rioters, Joe Biden's Inauguration & The NBA Bans Hugs

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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The FBI tracks down Capitol rioters through social media posts, Joe Biden becomes America's 46th president, and the NBA imposes no-hugging rules to curb the spread of COVID-19.

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:10.6	No one wants a repeat of January 6th,
0:13.2	when a mob of the world's angriest aunts and uncles
0:15.6	attacked the Capitol building.
0:17.6	And we all watched the riots live on the news that day.
0:20.0	But as time goes on,
0:21.2	we're finding out that the situation
0:23.2	was even crazier than we thought.
0:26.2	New details tonight show just how close the violent Bob got to the vice president and his family.
0:33.2	As the mob chanted hang Mike Pence and a makeshift gallows went up,
0:39.2	the vice president his wife and daughter were just seconds away from being spotted
0:44.0	according to the Washington Post.
0:46.0	At one point they were hiding less than a hundred feet from the violent crowd,
0:50.2	attacking police officers, journalists and others.
0:53.2	And the chilling search for speaker Nancy Pelosi.
0:58.2	Inside the Senate chamber, insurrection.
1:01.2	This guy is something he's been doing.
1:04.2	What the fuck are they?
1:07.2	What are they?
1:09.2	What are they?
1:11.2	While we're here, we might as well set up a government.
1:14.2	Hey, let's take a seat, people!
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