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🗓️ 24 January 2021
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Security ramps up ahead of Inauguration Day, President Biden takes action undoing several Trump policies on his first day in office, and Trevor breaks down the history of inaugurations.
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:03.0 | Ow! |
0:04.0 | The Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 46th president of what's left of the United States. |
0:16.0 | Although judging from the preparations, perhaps United isn't the right word for the country. |
0:21.0 | Tonight, extraordinary security in the nation's capital, officials taking no chances. |
0:26.0 | Military reinforcements arriving by the plane load. |
0:29.0 | National Guard troops coming from every corner of the U.S. |
0:32.0 | On every street, more fancy, more police, more troops. |
0:36.0 | Facing with razor wire, bear case and checkpoints everywhere. |
0:40.0 | Restrictions on drones, helicopters patrolling the skies. |
0:43.0 | And police boats scouring the Potomac River. |
0:46.0 | More than 25,000 National Guard troops in the nation's capital, |
0:50.0 | many already there, and sleeping on cops. |
0:53.0 | Biden planned to take the train from his home in Delaware to DC. |
0:56.0 | But that trip has been canceled due to security concerns about his arrival at Union Station. |
1:01.0 | Just blocks from the capital. |
1:03.0 | Oh man, put Joe Biden. |
1:06.0 | He loves trains, but security is so tight that they won't let him ride one. |
1:10.0 | And it makes sense. |
1:11.0 | Trains are the worst way to get your new president to his inauguration. |
1:14.0 | Because forget terrorists. |
1:15.0 | Biden could get hurt just from a guy trying to carry boiling coffee down the aisle. |
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