Biden Clears a Low Bar | Jelani Cobb
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
President Biden exceeds America's low expectations, Desi Lydic looks back at Melania Trump's defining moments as First Lady, and the New Yorker's Jelani Cobb discusses America post-Trump.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.5 | Yo, what's going on everybody? |
| 0:07.1 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show, I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:10.3 | And I'm happy to report that I've just completed my first New Year's Resolution, which was |
| 0:16.7 | that I would learn a brand new instrument. |
| 0:18.9 | I actually wrote a little song for you guys, it's called 2020 into 2021. |
| 0:34.0 | Anyway on tonight's show, we pay tribute to Melania's many accomplishments as first |
| 0:37.6 | lady. |
| 0:38.6 | The NBA is taking on coronavirus and everyone has already forgotten about what's his name, |
| 0:43.8 | you know, the guy with the hair. |
| 0:45.4 | Plus, Jalani Cobb is on the show to talk about what's next for the country. |
| 0:50.1 | So let's do this people. |
| 0:51.3 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:57.5 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world, this is the Daily |
| 1:02.9 | Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 1:05.8 | Here's a dish. |
| 1:07.3 | Let's kick things off with the story that just won't end. |
| 1:13.2 | The coronavirus pandemic. |
| 1:16.1 | Because I know America has begun a new era, but Corona doesn't care about whose president. |
| 1:21.2 | In fact, it's been exactly one year since we first learned that COVID-19 had reached |
| 1:26.5 | the United States and things have only gotten worse. |
| 1:29.6 | Yesterday, the country set a new record for coronavirus deaths. |
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